The WhackMan Reviews: All Natural Nine
All Natural Nine today, a bullshit little 3-scener from Rain Productions that The WhackMan had several issues with.
Brandi Lyons and that slim little bod of her gets fucked first by trailer trash lookin’ Scott Lyons—hopefully no relation. He eats her box out on the patio, then she gives him a real boring blowjob. There’s a dog barking periodically throughout their subsequent fucking, it being its funniest when Scott is doing her doggy. The soundtrack is too goddamn loud, but that was okay ‘cause the only real cool thing about this standard scene is at the end when the director tells Brandi to play with the cum that’s just been shot on her asshole.
Scene 2 starts off with some real bad lighting, then after some stupid interviews some real hot, slow and motherfuckin’ sensual box licking takes place between English Zoe and sultry little fuck-slut Jezebelle Bond. These two go at it real hot and shit, gettin’ The WhackMan off solidly 3 fucking times. But again with the goddamn soundtrack drowin’ out the hot lesbo noise. FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
Scene 3 then finishes up none too bad with cute blacky Cashmere taking the white cock of Steve Taylor. Horrible camera work start this shit off, The WhackMan only gettin’ to look at some black ass through most of the BJ. The sex is kind of clumsy but kind of damn good at the same time, but the money shot really pissed The WhackMan off. When Steve blows “Cashmere” turns her face away from the goo, taking most of it on her tits. That’s fucking bullshit, Cashmere! Take that shit on your mothfucking face next time!! The WhackMan has no patience for this kind of bush league shit!!!
The WhackMan can see how some could tell All Natural Nine to go fuck itself, but that lesbian scene is one for the goddamn books. This so-so title is worth it just for that!
