The WhackMan Reviews: Chunky Cheerleaders 2
Skin Tight’s trying to slide a couple by The WhackMan today with Chunky Cheerleaders 2, a so-so flick that has some decent highs coupled with some horrid fucking lows.
Malorie Marx is an okay looking Latin chick with a decent body. She could tighten up a bit, but ain’t anywhere near “chunky”. She sucks cock like she wants to do it for a living, then dives into gettin’ fucked by Mark Wood with the kind of reckless abandon that makes The WhackMan’s fucking day. The hot moaning coming outta her whore mouth got The WhackMan off twice. Damn fine job, Malorie.
Scene 2 features Jeremy Steele taking it to this tubby cheerleader bitch. Now this bitch is fat, and throughout the course of the scene Mr. Steele takes every opportunity to remind her of it. It’s damn funny, but what is no laughing matter is how Jeremy loses his erection while fucking this tubby bitch. The WhackMan can understand, but, “Mr. Steele”, you are supposed to be a professional, just like The WhackMan. Fix that shit!
Scene 3 starts off with Jeremy and the beautiful Lauren Smith. They’re supervising two fat cheerleader bitches while they workout topless. After that funny shit the hot black Nika Chanel gets a good white dickin’ from Jeremy. The sex is pretty hot, so much so that 2 more of The WhackMan’s loads fired real nice and good.
And the last scene is complete dogshit. This old fat bitch and this other old fat fuck go at each other in a real sad way. This middle-aged fuck has one pathetic little dick. It didn’t even look like he was hard the entire time. Scene 4 pissed The WhackMan off something fierce.
Scenes 2 & 4 are awful. 1 & 3 got it goin’ on. But the terms of The WhackMan’s contract stipulates in triplicate that The WhackMan “judge the ‘films’ as a whole”.
4 loads blown to Chunky Cheerleaders 2.
