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Every now and then a film comes along that touches the hearts of millions. An epic romance that captures the fragile connection between man and woman, while exploring the emotional ramifications of unconditional hardcore butt-fucking. The Whackman wants to laugh. The Whackman wants to cry. The Whackman wants to rub a few out. Let’s get into Legend’s Romantic Movie.

Scene 1 opens up with a couple at the end of dinner. The bill is left and neither of the two will pay it—until they negotiate. Stunning blonde Ashley Long serves her pussy up as dessert under the table for her man. Ashley then sucks him off right in the middle of the restaurant. She sits on top of the table and takes a knifing from her date’s cock. Then Ashley bounces on her date’s cock in reverse cowgirl and finishes in the doggy position before getting blasted in the face. Good opening scene.

Sexy blonde slut Brittney Skye plays a high maintenance girlfriend who is forced to please her man. Brittney wraps her mouth around his cock for a good amount of time before she gets her cunt munched. She gets pounded while lying on the side of a jacuzzi and moans like a fucking professional. Britney rough rides her man in a hardcore pace before putting her ass in the air to take it from behind. Her man’s load is squirted all over her ass and pussy.

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The seductive Melanie Jagger slobs her man down to begin scene 3. Her man then hurricane tongues her goods, while using both hands to stretch her two holes out. Melanie takes it in the ass while her worn out cunt stares at The Whackman. Her nice tits bounce while she sits on top of her man. Her pussy gets slitted doggystyle and her tits get splashed with warm cum.

Starting off in black in white before changing to color, small tittied cute-faced blonde Phoenix Ray gets her cunt spit on and eaten out. Phoenix deep throats her man before taking his crooked cock from underneath. She then balances herself on one leg and throws her other leg over her mans shoulder to continue the twat thrashing. Phoenix lies on the table to let her man finish off in her mouth.

A sensuous brunette Lezley Zen caresses her man’s cock with both her hand and mouth to start off the final scene. Lezley gets her pierced clit mouth played, before requesting the cock to take over. She perches on top of her man and springs into action, before getting on all fours to receive a doggystyle treat. Her man shoots her all over the face.

Legend’s Romantic Movie was a well casted flick that lived up to be a pretty damn good movie. The Whackman let out 8 strong loads. Everyone held their own and kept The Whackman in a dreamy ass mood. Good shit Legend.

People are always telling you Legend’s Lady Luck is just around the corner. But, no one ever told The Whackman she worked the corner as well! Maybe The Whackman will get lucky…

The foreign sexy-faced petite Salena Del Ray opens up by cheating on her husband, and gagging on his friend’s cock. She then gets pianoed in her pussy and ass. After, Salena gets uppercutted from underneath and truly enjoys the hard ride in both holes. She lies on her back while continuing to let her husband’s friend pump her septic tank before letting him drown her in the face. Decent opening scene.

Scene 2 begins with the fuckable milf blonde Nina Ferrari spit shining her man’s long cock before getting tittyfucked. Nina then gets her twat licked before it’s slitted by the monster cock. Nina is sandwiched between the bench chair and her man in hot fucking position. Her cunt takes more wear and tear doggystyle and she jerks off all her man’s juice onto her tits.

A decent looking brunette with nice tits named Kelsey Hart gets her goods munched on by her man. She then performs an average bj and then gets sidewayed in her snatch while on the couch. Her ass gets rammed from behind by her man. Kelsey turns around to face her man and continues to get her ass stretched, before taking the money shot on her tongue.

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In scene 4, the seductive big titted blonde Claudia Adkins uses her mouth to perform a sensual clinic on her man’s cock. Claudia lies on her back to get double fingered and licked. She then gets in reverse cowgirl and bounces while moaning in a high pitched uncontrollable way. Claudia lets her man plug her doggystyle and sideways before getting in missionary to let him splash her on the face. The Whackman hates when the bush and the hair on a bitch’s head don’t match in color—that’s unprofessional.

The short haired pouty looking Drew Hurlie gives a free fuck to the husband whose wife cheated on him. Now that’s who The Whackman defines as Lady Luck. Drew wraps her small mouth around dude’s member in a silent suck job. The bitch is in mute. She finally lets out a little moan when she sits on the bench and gets her shaved beaver thrusted. Drew is somewhat of a deadfuck in a boring ending fuck scene.

Lady Luck was an average movie with no real memorable performance. Everyone performed at par with the exception of a weak, unclimatic ending. The flow of the sex started off pretty fucking good, then it just remained stagnant throughout the movie and eventually The Whackman made a sandwich while finishing the last scene. 5 loads were fired in an okay film. Lucky? It depends whether you look at your cup half full or half empty of cum…

The Whackman’s imagination is going to run wild while reviewing Legend’s Fantasies of the Flesh. The title is setting the bar high for The Whackman, so Legend better cum through.

The first scene opens up straight into the action with the hot blonde Roxanne Hall sucking off a jailbird in the next cell. She then puts her pussy in position to receive nice slow uppercutting in between the bars. They then magically appear in the same jail cell to continue the fantasy. Roxanne sits on him for a quick minute before lying on her back to get the continued thrusting on her shaved beaver. Her face gets smothered in cum to end a decent opening scene.

The dirty mouthed British whore Layla Jade couldn’t wait to get fucked, and after a brief interview, she attempts to train her man on the art of hardcore. Like a pro, Layla wraps her mouth around her man’s cock. She then bounces on his cock while continuing to talk her shit. She lies on her back and brings her knees to her shoulders, before taking it doggystyle in her ass. The cameraman didn’t maximize the shot angles and the scene is somewhat dull.

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A strip tease by the exotic foreign red head Katja Kassin starts off scene 3, before she gets her twat played with by an old man. Katja gets in reverse cowgirl and slams her cunt down on that cock and afterwards cleans his cock with her mouth. The old fogie then pulverizes Katja’s pussy with all his might but it doesn’t seem to do a thing for Katja. Too bad Katja—you should’ve had Legend call The Whackman because the “hooker and client looking sex” doesn’t cut it for The Whackman’s fantasy.

Girl on girl action takes place between average looking Brooke and the Czech Republic’s hot import Isabelle. Sensual was the word to describe here, as they both took their sweet ass times pleasing each other. The Whackman can understand why lesbians exist—women are a beautiful fucking species. Isabelle works on Brooke’s cunt first with both her fingers and her tongue, before getting the slow and steady favor in return. Brooke pulls out a silver dildo and works Isabelle to bliss land.

After a long ass interview, the erotic looking Ice La Fox gets her pussy licked and slapped by her fuck buddy. Ice spit shines her fuck buddy’s cock before taking it from behind. She then takes it from underneath while rubbing her small tits. She puts her pussy in the air (on the couch) while she balances her shoulders (and back of her head) on the floor until her fuck buddy lets loose all over her belly.

With the exception of the first scene, Fantasies of the Flesh was just a standard movie that didn’t have “fantasies” involved. When The Whackman thinks fantasies, The Whackman thinks about tying a bitch up on all four corners of a bed to look like a starfish. The sex scenes were not memorable, and only 4 unsatisfying shots were fired in a huge disappointment.

The Whackman suspects a Nympholeptos Satyrias outbreak occurring at underground fight clubs in Legend’s Nymph Fever 5. Let’s hope the disease is incurable.

Cutie pie Gwen Summers playfully giggles before going down to suck off her man at a gas station. She then leans against a fuel pump and gets her tight little cunt fingered and licked. Gwen is railed while standing up with an ankle on her man’s shoulder, and then she sits on him and bounces like a little girl who is enjoying sex for the first time. Her cute moans get The Whackman off every time and she’s developed a dirty mouth to heighten the scene, as she gets doggied before STOPPING? What the fuck? Her man ends up jerking off on her face. The Whackman is almost pissed off… but all is well that ends well.

Scene 2 has the leader of The Fuck Club getting his way with both Renee La Rue (a blonde milf) and the sexy brunette Jewel De Nyle. The two whores with banging bodies switch off sucking the dude’s cock. Fingers and tongues are going in every hole unattended to and no gap is left unsatisfied in this raw scene for all the leader’s spectators in the room to enjoy. Even a dildo gets pulled out to ensure both tramps are getting their due need.

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Dirty mouthed whore Kendra Jade requests to get fucked by her interrogator and her slutty ass gets what she’s looking for. Though not ugly, her worn out face has a “trailer trash” effect on The Whackman, but what she lacks in a fine face, she makes up for with her passion for good hardcore sex. Kendra oozes sex and her performance is her strong point. She gives a mean bj and her twat (and ass) can engulf a cock. She actually ends up looking better than originally stated. Or maybe it was just her sexual aura.

Our cover girl, the insatiable foreigner Nikita Denise waters a garden topless before being interrupted by her man. Nikita then wraps her mouth around his hose and deep throats oh so well. After her man damn near sticks his whole hand in her ass, Nikita takes his cock up her twat from underneath and bounces rhythmically while spreading her ass cheeks to show her man that loose asshole of hers. She then gets her ass jabbed with his cock in both a doggy and sideway position, before he cums all over her pussy.

The Whackman has definitely caught the Nymph Fever 5, as every scene had The Whackman drained. Great casting job Legend, as there are no ugly whores and the movie flowed well. This is one of the few movies where every slut deserves credit for getting The Whackman off, and all 8 healthy loads were very much appreciated by The Whackman.

Ever imagine that you have lived in another life? Well, here’s The Whackman’s chance in a behind the scenes set party, come-as-you-were in a previous life, in Legend’s Party Trash.

Scene 1 begins with some interracial play with the sexy foreign cover girl Nikita Denise. She sucks her fuck buddy’s cock nice and slow before getting doggied in an all anal scene. She then rides the long hard cock until she climaxes. Nikita lies on her back to return the favor to her fuck buddy as he unloads his juice all over her well deserved ass. Nice opening scene.

The weird faced flat chested Lola starts scene 2 by slobbing some dude down (while some cute blonde is watching from across the room). Then Lola gets her shaved beaver licked and slapped by the dude before bouncing on the dick. Lola runs her pussy juice all over the rock hard dick and treats it like she owns it. She then leans against a wall and places one leg on dude’s shoulder while she gets her pussy hammered. Lola lets dude finish her off in the doggy position in a decent scene if you put a bag over her face.

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A tolerable looking blonde with small tits named Heather Lynn opens up by getting on her knees to deep throat her man before screaming while getting her ass fingered and twat licked. Heather spreads her legs wide to get her pussy planted on the bed missionary style. They continue in the sideway position at a rapid pace before Lola gets on all fours to take her man to the promise land.

Scene 4 opens up in a barn with the milf blonde Tara, blowing a dude whose young enough to be her son. Tara bounces on that cock like a jockey rides his horse. She lies on her back to get her pussy punished by the young lad. He makes Tara turn her flat ass around to get doggied while they stand. Tara ends it by milking his cock with her hand.

While in a subway train, wide-mouthed (but decent looking) blonde Kiri uses a mannequin hand to get her off before some dude intervenes to assist her. After a little strip dance in her genie outfit, Kiri goes down to town on her man. They stand up and fuck while Kiri holds onto a pole. Kiri’s cunt then engulfs her man’s cock while she sits on him. Her flat ass is a bit of a distraction, but she makes up for it with her flexibility.

Party Trash gets credit for effort, but each bitch had a flaw in her appearance with the exception of Nikita Denise in scene 1. The Whackman let 5 respectable loads rip, although none were as heavy as Nikita’s.

The Whackman grabbed some garlic and a crucifix to ward away evil spirits while viewing Legend’s Haunted. These are the tales, the freaky tales…

Scene 1 opens up with the sexual predator Miss Arrayo getting four-fingered in the ass by her man. Then Miss Arrayo bobs and weaves, using her saliva liberally. She fixates her eyes on her man while sitting on her man’s cock. She then bends over to take it doggystyle up the crapper before lying on her back to let her man finish off.

After playing with the Ouija board, the thick slut Toni James 69’s with a stranger (a ghost). Toni lets the ghost titty fuck her for a bit before she rides him. A sexy tattoo of the letter “F” can be spotted on her shaved beaver. Toni gets her ass smothered by the ghost’s cock in the doggy position. It was a somewhat slow, boring scene for The Whackman which is unusual for an all anal scene. A lack of chemistry was the case.

A time traveling ghost finds his way into the living room to meet with a decent looking brunette named Friday. After getting eaten out, Friday slobs the ghost down. Her twat then gets pounded while she sits in a chair. Friday’s moaning was superb and turned The Whackman on, although there was something wrong with her face. But you don’t fuck her face, right? She then gets her pussy rammed doggystyle before sitting on the ghost, taking his load in her mouth like a good little whore.

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The too much make-up wearing blonde ghostwhore Claudia Adkins gets eaten out on a chair prior to sucking off her human fuck buddy. She spreads her pussy lips apart and bounces on the cock. Claudia then screams from the top of her fucking lungs while getting her pussy mutilated as she sits down on the chair. She “oh god and yes’s” her way through her soon-to-need-stitches ravishing.

Covergirl Briana Banks dildo’s her fine self as she pretends its The Whackman’s cock—at least that’s how The Whackman sees it. After rolling around the carpet in ecstasy (both Briana and The Whackman), a ghost appears out of nowhere to slit Briana’s pussy with the grade A piece of fucking she deserves. The ghost takes a moment to taste Briana’s sweet cunt before having Briana place her mouth around his cock. The ghost then thrusts her doggystyle, before sidewaying her like a motherfucking thoroughbred on his way to a huge load of goodies for Briana’s consuming pleasure.

Haunted left The Whackman possessed and obsessed, as Briana fucking Banks left The Whackman dehydrated with her stellar performance. Scene 2 was the only scene that didn’t seem to fit the pace of the movie as the rest of the scenes carried their build-up roles. The Whackman fired off 7 shots, including 4 long, healthy loads to the potential future Mrs. Whackman.

The Whackman is invited to step behind the closed doors of hotel rooms to see what is really going on. It’s time to check into Legend’s Paradise Hotel, where everyone is supposedly satisfied with the customer service. Very interesting.

In the first hotel room, stuck in the 80’s milf looking Keisha Dominguez gets eaten out after a decent blowjob. She then gets analized while she begs to get pounded. Keisha then gets on all fours to continue the anal treatment and her ass is cleaned out. Not to leave her pussy left out, she lays on her back to get her furry bush nailed as well before taking the load in her mouth.

A clown looking Bailey Montaine starts off by putting a blindfold over a dude who is having his last fling before he gets married. The dumbass dude takes his blindfold off—The Whackman can’t fathom this, but oh well. Bailey sucks him off before sitting on his face. She actually looks better once her caked ass face loses make-up, but still, her features are hard and she still looks a little like a dude. Bailey takes it up the crapper both doggystyle and sideways before getting plugged in her pierced twat. Her dirty mouth is her strongpoint.

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Two broads get it on in scene 3. Dude looking brunette Lola (who resembles a tennis pro in the MEN’S bracket) muff dives into a blonde milf named Tara. A dildo is then sat on by Tara while she sports a strap-on on her knee to use on Lola. It was very creative and The Whackman was slightly turned on. Tara then wears the strap on and fucks Lola in her cunt before giving it to Lola to doggystyle her. They finale with a double sided dildo and work that shit like champs.

The exotic stunning bombshell Sadie Jordan (who is Tera Patrick in The Whackman’s fucking book) gets the business from a lucky dude. Sadie [for arguments sake] puts her tongue on that cock oh so sensually while in the 69 position. She then gets sideways in her succulent snatch before riding on her man in reverse cowgirl. Sadie lies on her back and gets pulled to the side of the bed to get fucked while her man stands up. Her pussy is creamed with the deserving load.

The final scene brings back the blonde milf Tara who gets some “love making” on with her husband. Tara sits on a chair to get eaten out prior to deep throating her husband. She sits back down to get her pussy tattooed before taking it to the floor for a nice “sit-down” session. After bouncing on the cock, she gets doggy treated by her master and gets his love squirted all on her ass as this bitch is definitely man’s best friend.

Paradise Hotel is a decent movie that has no significant plot; it was just full of hardcore sex that The Whackman can truly appreciate as it got 6 full loads, split between Sadie and Tara. It started off slow, but after the good girl on girl scene in scene 3, all is well that ends well.

There’s something about a girl with a shaved pate that’s really sexy. The Whackman is taking it to the billiards hall to view Totally Tasteless Video’s Q Balls 2. By the cover girl on this video, The Whackman better bring a cue stick to ward her ugly ass off…

Scene 1 opens up with a road-kill faced looking rocker slut named Sushi. She starts by masturbating while waiting for the two dudes she phoned to come over. The Whackman will give credit where credit is due as Sushi can suck a dick as she displays her skills on one dude while getting plugged by the other dude. The Whackman could understand the excitement that the “blow job dude” got, but the “hittin the pussy dude” should have been limp. He must not be getting any pussy with the exception of the road-kill chicks.

Scene 2 has a retarded looking bald chick with hot nice tits named Serena. To The Whackman, that shit is an oxy moron, but it was kinda sexy. Serena 69’s with some nerdy lookin dude. They take the oral exchange from the bedroom to the bathroom into a jacuzzi. Serena gets her nice ass pounded from behind and if wasn’t for that gut of hers, she would look half-ass decent. Serena drains his cock in a clean money shot caught all in her mouth. The greedy bastard then goes to the bedroom to fuck her again in multiple positions. He jerks himself off on Serena’s bald head in what was, surprisingly, not too bad of a scene.

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In the final scene (taking place in jail), a 450 pound, yeah 450 pound, tub of lard named Earth Quake rocks some unlucky dude’s world. Hey, The Whackman has nothing against big girls because they are heat in the winter and shade in the summer, but god dayam The Whackman couldn’t even locate the bitch’s pussy under all them layers of cellulite. Luckily, Earth Quake was messin with a hung black dude and, evidently, he must have owed the county some community service because lord knows he should have called in sick for this gig.

After vomiting twice, The Whackman managed to put a review together for Q Balls 2. The chicks in scene one and three will turn any straight man gay and the chick in scene two is worth beating off to, as only 1 shot was fired before The Whackman’s cock went into hibernation mode. The Whackman needs a motherfuckin vacation…

Rain Production’s Asses In The Air 1 is an all anal assault for The Whackman’s viewing pleasure. Let’s do this…

After a meaningless conversation between the cameraman and some of the broads, the exotic foreign brunette slut Nikita Denise warms The Whackman up by tugging at her tits while getting licked by some pasty white dude. Nikita then works on dude’s cock with her mouth before laying on her back to get drilled in the cunt. She then rides dude and truly displays her genuine love for fucking through her moans and facial expression. She then takes an anal assault while being sidewayed and then takes his load on the side of her face. Nikita’s love handles have a little bit more “love” than it should, but it’s more to love for The Whackman. Good opening scene.

A sexy brunette and blonde combo takes place in scene two. Jewel Marceau, a brunette with a decent body starts by getting tongue-caressed by the sexy blonde Ava Vincent. Ava takes out a pink dildo and stabs Jewel, while twisting it oh so good. Then Jewel puts in work on Ava’s tight little snatch before pulling out a two-toned vibrator to give Ava maximum pleasure. Ava got on all fours to take it up the crapper. Then Jewel gets a silver ice-pick looking dildo jammed up her ass to end the scene.

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A hot looking ebony chick with a banging body named Kimber Blake tries to have an intelligent conversation with the cameraman, but all The Whackman was thinking was “shut the fuck up and suck this dick”. She obliged The Whackman by putting her voluptuous lips around some dude’s small white cock. Kimber then sat on the pool chair to get clit massaged by her fuck buddy’s tongue. Kimber than got jabbed in her twat by her fuck buddy and was surprisingly lacing his cock with her juice. The Whackman’s cock would’ve been drowned with her shit if he was fucking her. She then took it up the number two chute doggystyle and was sprayed all over her back and ass.

Asses In The Air 1 proved to be a long flick for just three scenes. There was a lot of unneeded dialogue prior to the sex scenes, but when the sex took place, it was hot. The Whackman nor the viewers care about the backgrounds of any of these whores, so work on your editing. The casting was good and The Whackman dropped 5 healthy pro-rated loads to this short movie. The Whackman forsees a bright future in this series.

Ever wonder why you’re here on earth, what you’re purpose is, or even what the purpose of all horny men is? The Whackman has. Hopefully, Legend’s Jody Moore Explains The Universe will be as educational as it sounds.

In scene 1 stunning blonde bombshell Jodie Moore dildos herself while sucking off her husband, in attempt to find out what sex is all about. Jodie then lies on her back and gets thrusted nice and deep in that tight shaven cunt of hers. Jodie gets pounded ferociously from underneath while sitting on top of her man. She then takes it in the ass while being sidewayed and takes her husband to the promise land. Decent opening scene.

Scene 2 begins with a Canadian petite cutie Christie Lee. After getting a quick lick job from some dude, she gags on dude’s long dick. Christie’s tight little pussy gets worked and her cute moans get The Whackman going. She then bounces on dude’s cock and takes the obvious pain in stride as she orgasms. Christie gets a well deserved splatter in her face.

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The erotic looking Kimberly Kane starts by masturbating with a dildo until some dude comes in the room to help her out. Kimberly then shines her fuck buddy’s head before sitting on it and working the terrain. She bends over to take it doggystyle on the couch and then lies on her back to get tattooed in her twat finally finishing her buddy off on her chin.

Scene 4 is the cute black haired Dana Vespoli. After a decent oral exchange with her man, Dana’s petite little body gets slitted while on a bench. Her facial expressions look like she’s in need of an exorcism and The Whackman feels like dabbing her with some holy water. Dana then gets toiled from underneath in a poorly choreographed scene as both actors lacked the fire.

An average looking brunette named Serena South gives up the poon tang after first rejecting. She gets licked before tonsiling the cock. Serena then lies on her back to get fucked, before leaning against a wall to get it doggystyle. Her moans were erotic, but her face and body were only subpart. Serena rides her man into the sunset and takes his load all over her twat.

Jodie Moore Explains The Universe tells us all that we must fuck every chance we get to fulfill our purposes here. The message touched The Whackman in the cock; however, if the casting was better, it would have been more pleasing to learn. The Whackman came down to Earth after the first two scenes and fired only 6 loads to The Whackman’s disappointment as the cast lacked some chemistry.

There’s nothing like a kooky “time-share in a desert cat-house scheme” gone bad to ignite the frustration of our non-slick investors into the flames of raw sexual lust. The Whackman seeks to learn the true nature of Legend’s Con Job.

Scene 1 begins with a sexy faced blonde named Dolly Golden requesting to get fucked by her man. After getting eating out, she massages her man’s balls with her tongue and deep throats his cock. She then bounces on his cock as her fake tits stay still and her nipples point to the sky. Then Dolly gets stung sideways before getting doggystyled in a sprint to the finish line—taking his frosting all over her back and ass.

After some long dialogue, Dolly decides to cheat on her man in scene 2. She swallows the new dude’s cock before sitting on it—reminiscent of the prior scene. The dude drills her from underneath at a ferocious pace. It was a replay performance of the last scene except in “fast forward”, so skip scene one for a faster ride.

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Girl on girl action takes place next in scene 3 with sexy blonde milfs Anita Cannibal and Tara. They trade off muff dives before breaking out two dildos to work on each other. Then a double sided dildo gets the pleasure of being in both whores simultaneously. The dude who was watching the whole time can’t take it anymore and pulverizes both bitches in a hot fucking scene.

The exotic looking brunette Charlie gets her toes sucked to start scene 4. Her beautiful shaved pussy is then devoured by her man prior to her slob job on his cock. She then rides reverse cowgirl before getting doggied by that lucky cock. Charlie asks for it faster, deeper, and harder, and The Whackman wanted to swan dive into that juicy cunt.

In the final scene, Tara does the bartender a nice favor. After sucking his cock, Tara gets her pussy tickled and licked. Then she lies on a craps table to get the dickin. She sits on his rock hard and bounces with authority. The bartender puts her on her feet to rail her from behind and squirts a manly load all over her back.

Overall, Con Job was a decent flick that, despite the poor acting, has some mature eye candy to feast on. The Whackman blew 7 loads to a well balanced cast of milf bitches.

The Whackman is gearing up to play with some submissive women in Totally Tasteless Video’s Tied Twisted N Tortured.

An average looking big breasted Latina named Rocket starts her torture from the mistress by getting her huge nipples tapped with a spatula. Rocket gets breast milk to squirt out onto a mirror then is forced to lick it up. The mistress than uses 3 rubber bands on each tit and continues the tapping until each tit purples up. Rocket gets in the doggystyle position as she takes some weak whipping to the ass. Then she is forced to stand and clothes lines in the form of a flower petal design surround her sour ass tits. Her tits then get suctioned and again begin to swell up. Holy Fucking Shit this bitch has some iron titties.

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A young school girl dressed Saphire Rae from good ol Montana gets some bondage exploration from a slimy old man. Slimy starts with some spanking using his hand before breaking out his spanking tool to redden up Saphire’s ass. Then he spanks her twat before moving on to her small boobies. All this bitch did was complain the whole time. It kind of turned The Whackman on. Slimy concluded with a clit clamp (the ring of love) that made The Whackman’s jaw drop.

The milf brunette Cheyanne was the last bitch to take some punishment from an old fart. He first used fish sinkers on each tit to drag em down. Cheyanne didn’t looked turned on at all. She had more of a “hurry the fuck up and pay me” attitude, than an “ooh that feels good” one. Cheyanne and the old fart are on different sexual pages the entire time and The Whackman grew weary. The last scene dragged.

The sick evil motherfuckers over at Totally Tasteless definitely earned their fuckin name for making Tied Twisted N Tortured. The Whackman surprisingly shot 1 painfully good load and admittedly deserves to get shot in the back of the head for ejaculating at all.

The Whackman is starving for some good hardcore fucking in Legend’s Hungry. The Whackman’s appetite for sex will hopefully be challenged. Shall we?

The decent looking Angelica Sin opens up scene one by gagging a cock. After an oral exchange, Angelica sits that respectable body of hers on her man and squeals with an irritating high pitched voice. She then gets doggy pounded before lying on her back to get the continued stabbing. If the bitch would shut the fuck up, The Whackman would’ve enjoyed it more.

Scene two was a complete waste of time—skip that shit. Trust The Whackman.

The beautiful faced “pussy-cat-doll resembling” Dee and her smoking petite body get ravished by her boyfriend. He treats Dee like the whore she is. After spit shining his cock, Dee sits on his face. Dee then takes the ride of her life on that lucky cock. She gets her face planted on the chair pillow while in doggy, then gets on her back to take the pulverizing. While being sidewayed, she is worn and torn. The Whackman was in love.

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In scene 4, the erotic looking red-head Elizabeth X got down and dirty quick with her man. After sucking her man off, she gets slitted doggystyle. Elizabeth then turns around and embraces her man while he hammers her twat before quickly jizzing on her tits. Whata lack luster performance by the dude. Elizabeth could’ve used The Whackman’s services.

Trailer trash looking whore Samantha Sterling gets the business in scene 5. After a gold medal blow job performance, Samantha gets fucked doggystyle in her tramp pussy. She then gets her dirty little pussy cleaned from underneath before getting sidewayed. She takes his small load all over her little tits.

The stunning Dee closes the show in the final scene with a sensual performance. After getting her pussy tongue-caressed, Dee returns the favor to dude. She rides the rock hard cock while the film displays it in slow motion. Her genuine moan gets The Whackman off (again). The dude takes it nice and slow while Dee lies on her back and she jacks him off to blissland.

Hungry was an up and down roller coaster for The Whackman. The bitch in scene 4 didn’t get her due fuck because the bastard was a minute man. Scene two should’ve been ixnayed from the flick. The whore in scene one needed to tone it down a bit—but she did a decent job. Samantha was fun, and Dee—you can’t say enough good things about this slut. The Whackman let 6 juicy loads off in a damn near one woman show.

The Whackman is here to catch some lovely Latin women still in heat, despite their swollen bellies and breasts. In X-Traordianary’s Pregnant Fantasies 2, will they keep The Whackman in heat or cool The Whackman off?

After getting her hairy swollen beaver munched on, a cute pregnant Dulce wraps her mouth around her man’s cock and does the slowwwwwwwest blow job The Whackman has ever seen. Just when The Whackman thinks they’re about to fuck, they get in a boring 69 position and the cock don’t lie—if it stays limp, STOP MOANING. The sex scene was boring and “Mr. Limpdick” was apparently not in the mood. Neither was The Whackman.

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A full figured pregnant Alicia is craving the dick in scene 2. After showing her body off, she gets her saggy tits sucked and then performs a decent blow job (for a pregnant tramp). Alicia then gets thrusted sideways before another dude gets in on the fun and sticks his cock in her mouth. Alicia’s sexual appetite has a positive effect on The Whackman, as the two dudes give this mom-to-be an adequate amount of dick.

Poison Chambers and her clown looking face gets a quickie from her man. She starts off by sucking his small cock before getting missionaried in her bush. Then Poison gets doggied and her man-looking face wouldn’t stop following The Whackman. Stop looking at The Whackman you fucking man-whore.

Pregnant Fantasies is somewhat of an oxy moron to The Whackman—“pregnant” and “fantasy” should not be used in the same sentence. 1 mysterious load was fired from scene two, but then The Whackman’s senses kicked in. Why the fuck weren’t they cream puffed? Were these dumbasses afraid of getting these bitches pregnant? That may have very well been the deciding factor between firing a load and holding back. The one positive note: there were only three scenes.

With the cops on her tail, a sexy young runaway seeks shelter in an abandoned art gallery. What she finds is a mysterious curator who helps paint a picture of her darkest, most perverse desires in Legend’s Gallery of Sin 5.

Scene 1 opens up in a bar where dirty mouthed cunt Layla Jade and her stunning body get the cock treatment by a lucky bloke while everyone watches. Layla reverse cow girls her fuck buddy on top of the bar and her twat gets drilled. Layla then gets choked while in the doggystyle position before taking it up the number two hole while lying on her back. She gets drizzled on her pussy for a nice finish to the opening sex scene.

Scene 2 stars the picture perfect covergirl Hannah Harper and her puppet buddy. After cutting their puppet strings, they have real sex for the first time. Hannah wraps her beautiful mouth around the rock hard and slobs it down like a champ. Her twat and ass gets hurricane tongued before getting mutilated in multiple positions by her puppet counterpart’s cock. Hannah’s performance, like always, tingles the shit out of The Whackman.

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In scene 3, a cute faced brunette named Amytheist Stone gets startled in her bedroom by the boogeyman. But he is a “boogie man” and just wants to dance and have fun. Amytheist sucks boogie man’s cock sensually before getting some good oral of her own. She then gets pounded while sitting her tight cunt on top of the boogie man; afterwards, lays on her back to continue the wear and tear. Amythiest finishes the boogie man by getting doggystyled in a tolerable “no money shot” scene.

Next, an elevator ride with a girl next door looking Paris goes well for some lucky dude as she stops the ride and gets on her knees to do the due. After the slightly boring oral exchange, Paris gets slitted doggystyle while her small tits ripple. She then turns around to stand and face him, getting the healing her pussy is craving. Paris sits on his dick before tonsiling his cum to finish the scene.

The seductive brunette Flick Shagwell joins the beautiful Hannah Harper in a threesome with some fortunate chap. After warming him up, Hannah bounces on his cock while Flick gets her cunt licked. Then Flick takes it doggystyle while dildoing Hannah. Like a smart man, he doggystyles Hannah in the ass while Flick is underneath them both—dildoing Hannah in the pussy. Hannah took his juicy blast in the eye while his drips fell into Flicks mouth. Good ending.

Gallery of Sin 5 has a decent storyline, but definitely carries its weight through its “sinful” display of sex scenes and The Whackman unloaded 7 full loads to the eye candied cast of women. That’s how you fucking cast a movie Legend—and always, always use Ms. Harper in more than one scene.

Legend’s Black Bad Girls 9 is on The Whackman’s play list today. Nasty sexual deeds – Pussyman style. Let’s do this…

The voluptuous Mercedes opens up in scene 1 poolside, getting tongued in her pussy and ass by none other than Pussyman himself. Mercedes then wraps her full lips around Pussyman’s cock before getting tittyfucked. After a long oral session, Mercedes finally sits her bangin body on The Pussyman’s cock and bounces nice and slow. She then gets railed doggystyle while she squirms, taking The Pussyman to the promise land. Decent opening scene.

In scene 2, the small tittied Monique gets eaten out by some dude to warm things up. She then slobs her man’s knob, in another long oral scene. What the fuck is up with that? This ain’t a sappy love movie right? It’s a fuckin porno. Monique finally rides her man before getting pummeled missionary. She then gets treated like the dirty whore she is in the doggy position before taking it all over her mouth and chest.

Sierra, the sexy big meloned chocolate thunder, begins by masturbating while waiting for Pussyman. Sierra then puts her ass in Pussyman’s face before the doorbell rings. Cute faced, round assed Monica enters with Kyle Stone. Monica does a strip tease for Pussyman before he has to go. Then Kyle receives the double treatment from both Sierra and Monique. Kyle gets his cock sucked by Sierra while Monica sits on his face. After, Monica sits on Kyle’s rock hard cock while Sierra gets her twat licked. Both bitches then take turns blowing Kyle and share a doggystyle fest, Sierra taking it first. Kyle ravishes both pussies like a fucking pro and may be related to The Whackman.

The angelic faced, deviled mentalitied Cashmere, with her petite little frame, gets Pussyman’s attention. Cashmere’s cute little giggles gets The Whackman excited. Pat Myne is the lucky bloke who gets to dip into the stunning beauty. After yet another long oral session, Cashmere gets rocked while lying on a patio chair. She then sits on Pat while he kills that tight pussy of hers. Cashmere takes it doggystyle while proclaiming her love for dick and takes Pat’s juice all over her pretty face.

With the exception of scene 2’s mediocre lookin chick, Black Bad Girls 9 represented to the fullest. Although the oral was a little overbearing, this The Whackman was thoroughly impressed with the sex. 7 juicy loads were fired to these attractive well proportioned women.

The Whackman takes a school tour with Dane Productions University Coeds 16. The Whackman is open-minded to higher learning, so let’s see if this university is worth sending an application to.

Eighteen year old Canadian blonde hottie Selena Del Ray opens up with a short interview of herself, while modeling her banging body off. She gets saran wrapped while doing a photo shoot and then some dude begins to feel up on her. Utilizing her tongue, Selena blows him by the pool prior to getting eaten out (while lying on a pool chair). The young dude then jabs Selena’s twat with his small cock and turns her around to hit it doggystyle. Selena tries to ride his cock, but it’s obviously too small for her to fully enjoy it. Give The Whackman a call Selena and you won’t have to fake your orgasm.

Next, a bug eyed, red haired, psych major Sonja Red briefly gets interviewed while showing her nicely proportioned body off. Damn, if that face was a little hotter, she’d be smokin. Sonja masturbates in white lingerie before heading to bed with her man. She does a slow sensual job on his cock before laying on her back to get some good oral in return. Sonja’s nice tits shake rhythmically as her pussy is ferociously pounded missionary and doggystyle (while looking [at herself getting fucked] in the mirror). She then takes it up the poop hole before tasting his cum. Sonja’s body is fucking banging.

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Scene 3 starts with the cute faced but saggy breasted Justice, who, after hitchhiking, gets picked up by some young businessman. Justice then gets held prisoner and is forced to become a sex slave to ensure her release. Justice starts by sucking her master’s cock before getting her ass and cunt licked. Justice gets doggystyled while leaning over a gauntlet. Her hairy bush then gets toppled while she laid on a sex swing. After cumming, Justice gets shackled up. Sweet ending.

The Philippine born cutie pie Charmane headlines the movie by first showing off her petite frame while getting interviewed. Charmane does a strip dance for some dude before sitting on his face. She then tastes his cock before riding it, leaking her pussy juice all over. In the doggy position, Charmane works the cock while dude casually sits back, then he explodes all over her chest and stomach.

It was a bumpy tour for The Whackman, but University Coeds 16 was a decent flick. The Whackman noticed the talents on the male side were clearly outperformed by their counterparts. Next time Dane Productions, holler at The Whackman to represent the damn university and The Whackman guarantees there will be a more enjoyable and educational experience.

Noose Video Productions present Pussy Punishment. The Whackman is eager to see what is going the fuck on in this New York City dungeon.

Scene 1 begins with an old, man-face structured mistress named Slave Dove whipping the decent looking brunette Allanah Rhodes in the ass before tapping her pussy with the whip. Dove then secures Allanah’s arms behind her back before smacking that cunt some more. Dove uses two clothes lines to spread Allanah’s pussy lips apart and began tugging away while flicking that pussy. After using a mini-spiked roller, Dove beats Allanah’s twat yet again; The Whackman gets slightly bored by the repetitiveness.

In scene 2, a short haired, average looking, blonde named Jayne Jaye gets the medieval treatment by Dove and her worn out looking assistant Porsche Lynn. They start the ritual by smacking Jane’s cunt before melting a candle, letting the hot wax drip all along the inner thigh and her twat? Jane looked more nervous than excited to receive that wax all over her pussy and her face expression said it all. It somewhat turned The Whackman on, but only for about a minute. The two nasty bitches then started squirting water guns at Jane’s pussy and The Whackman yawned. Ooooohhh, water. Exhilarating—NOT.

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Scene 3 concludes with Porsche Lynn turning from assistant to prisoner in the final act. Slave Dove uses her hand to smack Porsche in her slit to start it off. Dove pulls out an electrical wand to zap Porsche’s pussy and that shit was a little fucking crazy. Porsche was a hardcore slut that took the electrical current to her twat piercing like a champ. Although both chicks were fugly, The Whackman was amazed at the torture Porsche endured. The scene ended with eight clothes lines stretching out Porsche’s labia with Dove painfully pulling them off all in one swipe. Holy fucking shit.

Pussy Punishment’s idea of pain mixed with pleasure is for the extreme sexual predator. If there had been better looking whores performing these acts, it may have faired well with The Whackman. Instead, it looked like a desperate attempt to get an orgasm from chicks who couldn’t get their jollies off the old fashion way. The Whackman did get hard at times because of the extremities, but managed to squirt just 1 load, as Pussy Punishment was pro-rated in ejaculation for the shortness in length.

The Whackman has the pleasure of reviewing Legend’s American Nymphette 1. A nymphette is a noun, meaning excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female. The Whackman will be the judge of that.

The good looking Asian porno vet Miko Lee paves the way by first getting her twat licked and fingered by her professor while she leans over on a rock overlooking a nice view of the city. Miko then devours the uncircumcised cock of her man before laying on a rock to get her pussy plunged thoroughly. Miko gets doggystyled and then sits on her man in the reverse cowgirl position before taking his juicy load in her mouth for a decent opening scene.

The wild foreign blonde Sophie Evans takes a doggy pounding to open up scene 2. Sophie sits on her man and bounces wildly on his cock. She then takes it in her ass nice in slow missionary style before getting toppled to the promise land. The Whackman was impressed with Sophie’s sexual appetite.

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Scene 3 takes place at a little party. The sexy faced, but saggy tittied brunette Kristina Black gets eaten out in plain view for everyone in the party to watch. Kristina deep throats her man’s cock before lying on her back to get fucked. She then rides her man before leaning against an arm of the couch to take it doggystyle. He drips on the tip of her tongue.

After some senseless talking, the erotic Jewel De Nyle starts scene 4 by getting fingered and eaten out on a futon. Jewel uses her mouth like a pro and gags on her man’s cock. Her pussy then gets mutilated by her man’s cock and the dirty talking whore gets her man to ejaculate prematurely. The show must go on, so Jewel gets doggystyled for a bit before getting sidewayed. Her man then cums on her pussy for a second time. The Whackman salutes you Jewel for remaining a true professional.

Sky, the stunning blonde bombshell, vacuums her mans cock before getting the favor returned on her twat. Sky gets pulverized missionary, before getting her face buried on the bed while in doggystyle. The Whackman was mesmerized by that gorgeous face. Sky then gets sidewayed and begs for it harder and faster and The Whackman damn near lost it because the whore was so hot. The lucky mother fucker spilled his protein all over her pussy.

American Nymphette 1 lives up to the title as the good looking cast displayed the epitome of sex. The Whackman was drained after 8 succulent loads were fired in a balanced manner. Keep that good shit up Legend and The Whackman will give you your deserving props.

Pure Filth Productions Bang My White Tight Ass 7 is an interracial flick that shows The Whackman how ebony cock treats ivory asses. Hopefully they’ll live together in perfect harmony.

Scene 1 gets right down to business with the short haired average looking Alex Milano gagging a long black cock. A fair exchange is imminent as they 69 before Alex rides that shaft like she owns it. She then gets thrusted while her knees bang her shoulders, before taking it doggystyle in her cunt. Her tight white ass then gets mutilated by the rock hard while she continues to play with her pussy. Alex finally takes the hot load in her mouth.

Scene 2 opens up with mature blonde Cherie getting her worn out pussy tongued by her chocolate flavor of love. After a brief blow job, she gets doggied while leaning over on a stool. Cherie moves on over to the couch into reverse cowgirl and bounces on it prior to licking it some more. Her pussy then gets pulverized by the huge cock missionary before taking it in the backdoor doggystyle for a good amount of time. She drained her fuck buddy in her mouth like a champ.

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The cocksucking blonde pro Aussie Amber puts her tongue piercing to work on a black cock. She then gets analized on the stairwell missionary before turning around and taking it up the crap chute. Amber’s slutty mouth tastes her own shit off his cock prior to him dippin back into the number two hole. They utilize the stairwell to the best of their abilities and Amber jacks the nutrients out of her man and into the back of her tonsils.

Filthy mouthed brunette Maggie Star works a long black cock in the back of her throat. She then 69’s her partner before taking that cock in her tight ass—riding it with caution. Her partner doesn’t seem satisfied as his cock went limp. So he decides to missionary her in her loose cunt, stabbing away to resuscitate his cock. The Whackman sensed a lack of chemistry and this should have been edited out. Poor closing.

Bang My Tight White Ass 7 is for the grimy folks who want some raw hood sex. Although the scenes were up to par with The Whackman, there were no memorable bitches in the flick. Average looking white whores don’t cut it with The Whackman, but still, 3 loads were fired off due to the anal ravishing these bitches endured.